🔍 Deep Dive: Witsit Gets It

Austin Witsit took his flerf sermon to Mount Rushmore, armed with a loudspeaker and zero permits. Rangers intervened. Tourists cheered. The presidents remained unmoved.

Witsit claimed a 160 IQ but failed to foresee what happens when you take a flat Earth narrative to the South Pole. After confronting 24-hour daylight and the betrayal of geometry, he vaped furiously, invoked quantum dirt pizza, then quietly disappeared. VapeGate didn’t help—when your argument evaporates faster than your blueberry mist, silence may be the smartest move.

Bob the Science Guy noted Witsit may be the most expensive item of flat Earth luggage ever flown to Antarctica. Jeran included him for moral support and livestream density, but science was not impressed. Despite claiming a 160 IQ, Witsit didn’t foresee that the midnight sun, GPS coordinates, and basic physics would vaporize his narrative faster than VapeGate. Moral of the story: when your worldview fits in a carry-on, it might not survive checked reality.

Witsit’s journey to Union Glacier was meant to prove the Earth flat. Instead, he witnessed the midnight sun — a celestial encore that doesn’t play on pancake planets. Since then, he’s vanished from flerf circuits, possibly recalibrating his compass or decoding the spherical betrayal. Reminder: 24-hour sunlight in Antarctica only works on a tilted globe, not a cosmic dinner plate.

In a moment of lyrical transcendence, Austin Witsit delivers 'Aetherically Displaced'—a musical ode to magnetic moon phases, ferrocell metaphors, and the mystical properties of dirt pizza. The performance is equal parts quantum confusion and poetic conviction.

Timekeeping on a flat Earth demands spiritual synchronization and deep distrust of time zones. Witsit once theorized that Antarctic sunlight is actually chrono-refraction caused by firmament harmonics. This snippet explores his vision for a future where watches run on conviction, and quantum dirt pizza is the new UTC standard.

Witsit’s mantra to 'Audit NASA' wasn’t just merch — it was metaphysical. He believed government signals operated on deceptive frequencies, with satellites masking truth vibrations via auric scrambling. In this EduSnippet, we explore the spiritual wavelength warfare behind his public monument crusades and the quantum fallout of being booted from Mt. Rushmore.