🔍 Deep Dive: The Final Experiment

The Final Experiment claims to be on the brink of redefining physics with DIY setups involving mason jars, cell phones, and unwavering belief. Their motto: 'If it looks flat and feels flat—it is.' Peer review? They prefer comment sections.

Jeran braved the ice and saw the 24-hour sun with his own eyes. His livestream confession marked a seismic shift in flerf doctrine. Geometry, it turns out, doesn’t melt in the cold.

Dave McKeegan let the camera roll while the sun refused to set. Cold winds and hard data left no room for debate—only beautiful circular motion.

Witsit claimed a 160 IQ but failed to foresee what happens when you take a flat Earth narrative to the South Pole. After confronting 24-hour daylight and the betrayal of geometry, he vaped furiously, invoked quantum dirt pizza, then quietly disappeared. VapeGate didn’t help—when your argument evaporates faster than your blueberry mist, silence may be the smartest move.

Bob the Science Guy noted Witsit may be the most expensive item of flat Earth luggage ever flown to Antarctica. Jeran included him for moral support and livestream density, but science was not impressed. Despite claiming a 160 IQ, Witsit didn’t foresee that the midnight sun, GPS coordinates, and basic physics would vaporize his narrative faster than VapeGate. Moral of the story: when your worldview fits in a carry-on, it might not survive checked reality.

Critical Think packed curiosity and a crowdfunded ticket. His findings were frozen solid: the Earth rotates, and the sun doesn’t blink.

Lisbeth won her way onto the ice. Although she danced around the implications, the midnight sun played no favorites—it spun truth for all to see.

MCToon brought cameras, commentary, and caffeinated reason to the South Pole. His footage lit up the flerf echo chamber like a flare.

Mark Herman observed firsthand on behalf of Candace Owens. While others debated shadows, he logged the receipts and packed a highlight reel.

Flat Earth Dave chose warmth over truth. The midnight sun didn’t melt his beliefs, because he stayed far from the ice.

Dubay helped ignite the flat Earth revival—but when the South Pole came calling, his snow boots stayed dry.

Mr. Flat Earth Clues declined to clue himself in on polar reality. Shadows and flights are fun, but firsthand footage is colder.

Daily debates but no date with daylight. Oakley refused the challenge and stayed where the sun sets.

Pastor Odle spread the word—but not from Antarctica. He declined to walk through the valley of verifiable evidence.

Volker Meyer kept quiet, declined the trip, and left others to tango with the sun.