🔍 Deep Dive: Santos Bonacci
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Santos Bonacci
Role: Flerf Operatives
Status: Active
Tier 3: ⭐⭐⭐
Lore
Tier 3 esoteric theorist and astrotheology evangelist. Bonacci’s Syncretism philosophy merges ancient symbolism, flat earth cosmology, and sovereign citizen ideology into a spiritual framework that rejects mainstream science and law. His worldview positions the human body as a temple and the cosmos as a divine blueprint. He teaches that enlightenment comes from decoding celestial patterns and reclaiming sovereign identity, often through lectures on solar worship, linguistic sovereignty, and metaphysical biology.
Trivia
Arrested in Australia for unpaid tolls; cited 'natural law' in court. Claims salt lakes prove Earth’s flatness. Uses Greek gematria to decode spiritual truths. Collaborates with Charlie Freak and Araya Soma. Describes the Sun as a conscious entity guiding human evolution. Once declared Copernican astronomy 'the greatest lie ever told.' Promotes 'raising the chrism' as a spiritual process involving spinal fluid and the pineal gland. Believes the number 33 holds cosmic significance tied to spiritual awakening and Masonic symbolism. Sells USB sticks containing his full lecture archive.
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Bonacci often cites the number 33 as a cosmic key. While it appears in Masonic lore and numerology, its scientific relevance is coincidental—there’s no empirical basis for mystical properties tied to this number.
🔗 Learn moreSource: Numerical MythbustersSantos Bonacci teaches that spinal fluid (chrism) ascends to the brain and activates spiritual enlightenment. While poetic, this concept lacks anatomical or neurological support in medical science.
🔗 Learn moreSource: FlerfSatireLabBonacci promotes urine therapy as a path to detoxification and spiritual clarity. While the practice has ancient roots, modern medical science warns against it—urine contains waste products the body is actively trying to eliminate, not recycle. There’s no clinical evidence supporting its health benefits, and potential risks include infection, toxicity, and pseudoscientific delusion.
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This is NOT possible on a globe
Source: YouTubeHillary Clinton referencing the Firmament in 2008 and 2016
Source: YouTubeFlat Earth with Eddie Bravo and Santos Bonacci on the Tin Foil Hat podcast (2019)
Source: YouTubeTeotihuacan: Pyramid of the Sun (Feb 27th, 2020)
Source: YouTubeHow to pick the Astrological sun sign by physiology - Santos Bonacci
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