FlerfHub Deep Dive - Mikey Smith

Lore

Self-proclaimed 'Flat Earth GOAT' and pilot of the FlatMobile, Mikey Smith cruises Canada with bold decals and even bolder theories. Claims the Moon is transparent, Mars can be photographed through it, and that lasers prove the Sun’s proximity. Filed a lawsuit against the Canadian Space Agency demanding reparations over ‘fake space photos.’ Regular target of prank calls from MCToon, Mikey’s responses have achieved legendary status for evasiveness and poetic deflection. Knighted in the cognitive court of dissent, his legacy includes renamed children, speculative Freemasonry, and sermons involving poultry. His metaphysical toe healing by Arwijn remains a cosmic mystery.

Trivia

Drives the FlatMobile across provinces with slogans like 'NASA Lies' and 'Earth Is Flat.' Claimed to photograph Mars through the Moon using a cell phone. Believes laser thermometers can measure the Sun’s heat directly. Sued the Canadian Space Agency for damages caused by 'space propaganda.' Declared the Moon transparent and the lunar surface 'within reach of his blue laser.' Frequently prank-called during 'Phones a Flerf' — expert at moving goalposts while remaining unfazed. Immortalized by MCToon’s ‘Squawk That Chicken’ saga, featuring honking poultry, evasive maneuvers, and theological slapstick. Known for rejecting astronomy road trips citing firmament interference.

Hub Updates

MCToon’s ‘Squawk That Chicken, Mikey Smith’ immortalizes the day Mikey dodged a punch and lost his whip — a flat-earth sermon turned slapstick saga, complete with honking poultry and cosmic nonsense.

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Mikey Smith self-identifies as the 'GOAT' (Greatest of All Time), citing his YouTube playlist, magnetic compass readings, and unrivaled ability to 'think outside the textbook.' While physics asks 'how?', Mikey retorts: 'Already solved it. Next.'

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Knighted in the court of cognitive dissonance, Sir Mikey Smith is credited with exposing the globe conspiracy by suing the government into submission. His legacy includes time-traveling Freemasons, Flat Earth Society buildings named in his honour, and a wave of legally renamed children. This is why Mikey is the 'GOAT'

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Smith’s Moon estimation method involves a cell phone, binoculars, and unfiltered vibes. Unfortunately, measuring celestial bodies requires actual physics — not shouty livestream geometry. The Moon is about 384,400 km away, not parked outside his driveway. Try radar, not rants.

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