🔍 Deep Dive: McFlatty

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McFlatty

Role: Flerf Operatives

Status: Missing In Action

Tier 1: ⭐

McFlatty

Lore

Once a humble earther, McFlatty ascended to Flerf fame after boldly claiming the Moon landing was staged... in a warehouse located just beyond the Antarctic ice wall. Driven by curiosity (and a suspiciously well-funded backpack), McFlatty undertook a clandestine expedition to Antarctica — allegedly without informing his mum. His return was delayed due to complications navigating through an uncharted snow vortex, and some say he’s never quite made it back mentally.

Trivia

McFlatty once challenged MCToon to a geometry duel armed with a shield-shaped protractor. His infamous Antarctic map was sketched on a pizza box during a caffeine-fueled vision quest. Videos often feature satirical roasts and dramatic zooms from the P1Billion — a mysterious device that globers claim is fictional, despite mounting 'evidence' to the contrary. Said to be capable of detecting cold moonlight and temporal distortions, the P1Billion remains the globe side’s most aggressively downplayed optic technology. Claims he nearly reached the 'true edge' before mistaking his compass for a spoon.

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McFlatty once declared GPS to be a government distraction — right before getting lost for three hours in a circular car park. Despite having both Google Maps and a compass app, he somehow ended up livestreaming from a hedge outside a Tesco Extra.

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McFlatty volunteers for Antarctic duty armed with the 'P1000000000' — a camera so advanced it outclasses the Nikon P1000, detects cold moonlight, and may or may not be powered by Mountain Dew. His magnifying glass is ready. His spoon has fallen.

🔗 Learn moreSource: Flat Earth Comedy Corps