🔍 Deep Dive: Flatzoid
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Flatzoid
Role: Flerf Operatives
Status: Active
Tier 2: ⭐⭐
Lore
South African flerf formerly aligned with Nathan Oakley, now a lone crusader surrounded by reality-resistant panelists. Flatzoid insists Antarctica is a decoy landmass and the South Pole is unlocatable due to spiritual misalignment and Google censorship. After 'The Final Experiment' backlash, he rebranded twice in April 2025—first to 'Creality', then 'Creality Jesus Saves'—claiming divine instruction to unblock all trolls for algorithmic salvation. This act of digital forgiveness didn't boost engagement, leading to rumors of celestial disappointment. Recently clashed with Arwijn over healing protocols and panel purity, resulting in vibrational fallout.
Trivia
Winner of the 2025 Top Left Award, bestowed for surgical misinformation and seamless fact excision ( 11 frames removed from a splashdown video with DaVinci Resolve ). Obsessed with 'The Final Experiment' — produced 50+ livestreams dissecting its metaphysical threat. Claimed Christmas celebrates massacres and Union Glacier is an elite decoy site. Post-rebrand, cited divine instruction to forgive trolls and unblock critics to revitalize his channel. Believes the South Pole cannot be found because it’s a ceremonial illusion and possibly moves when observed. Fell out with Arwijn during a live stream after disagreeing over salt water and auric interference.
Hub Updates
Locating the South Pole requires spiritual resonance, frame integrity, and a disbelief in standard cartography. Begin your quest at Union Glacier (if it exists), then triangulate using auric harmonics extracted from DaVinci Resolve’s background noise tool. Beware the ceremonial illusion: poles may shift based on viewer consciousness. Bonus tip: chant 'Creality Jesus Saves' thrice during solstice livestreams to boost geolocation fidelity. Salt water optional but discouraged after fallout with Arwijn.
🔗 Learn moreSource: Amundsen-Scott South Pole StationCelestial navigation requires a spherical Earth, a functioning brain, and a sextant not calibrated with vibes. Flatzoid’s recent attempt involved triangulating Sirius using a garden hose, a broken compass, and a livestream chat poll. Results were inconclusive, but did confirm his location: somewhere between denial and delusion. For actual navigation, spherical trigonometry is key — not spiritual geometry or firmament feng shui.
🔗 Learn moreSource: Celestial Navigation - WikipediaFlatzoid wields DaVinci Resolve like a cinematic scalpel — slicing out 11 frames with surgical flair and zero explanation. When only the best editors use the best editing software, you know something’s about to be... selectively removed. World-class tool, world-class edits — even if reality occasionally gets trimmed.
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