FlerfHub Deep Dive - Creaky Blinder

Lore

Creaky Blinder is a Tier 5 Agent and full-time sarcasm technician from Wales, known for dismantling pseudoscience with a blend of dry wit, animated reactions, and a voice that sounds like it’s been aged in oak barrels. His channel is a haven for skeptics, science lovers, and anyone who’s ever shouted 'That’s not how gravity works!' at their screen. Whether he’s roasting flat Earthers, sovereign citizens, or quantum mystics, Creaky brings a uniquely British flavor to the debunking scene—equal parts comedy, critique, and caffeinated disbelief.

Trivia

Creaky’s catchphrase 'There we are then' has become a ritualistic punctuation mark in the debunking community. He hosts a weekly livestream called The Creaky Blinder Show, featuring commentary, guest rants, and viewer Q&A. His most viewed video features Mark Sargent making a fool of himself on national television. Creaky once debunked a flat Earth claim using a washing machine. He’s known to wear a beanie labeled 'CGI' while mocking conspiracy theories about visual fakery. Despite his comedic tone, he’s one of the most consistent voices in the fight against misinformation. His merch includes shirts that say 'EVIL NASA' and 'TIDY2024'—because satire deserves a wardrobe.

Hub Updates

Creaky Blinder drops bars and bodies in 'Dumb As A Turd' — a rap rant that rhymes through relativity, ridicules density denial, and sends flat earthers packing with a spherical mic drop.

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When Creaky dons his beanie labeled 'CGI', visual fakery trembles. Allegedly forged from irony threads and quantum wool, the hat is said to repel conspiracy broadcasts and boost sarcasm retention. In this satirical snippet, the beanie acts as a personal anti-simulation field — ideal for deflecting flat Earth footage, sovereign facepalms, and the occasional quantum mystic meltdown.

Source: FlerfSatireLab